Wet Hot American Summer

Wet Hot American Summer is a 2001 feature film.

Famous quotes

• "You taste like a burger, I don't like you any more."
• "Good one, Beth!"
• "Now finish up them taters, I'm gonna go fondle some sweaters."
• "McKinley needs to experience The Ultimate!" "You mean penis-in-vagina?" "No, dickhead, sex!"
• "I'm writin' in my gournal."
• "I want you inside me!" "What?" "Oh, hey what's up... from before..."
• "My name is Keith Stat, from Milburn, New Jersey. State bird: the mosquito."
• "Douche Bags are hygenic products, I take that as a compliment!"
• "You listen here Mr. Kickass..Mr. Rubberburner. You wipe that hot-shot smile off your face or I'll shoot it off."

Alan Shemper's quotes

At the end of the movie, a Catskills comedian named Alan Shemper (also played by Michael Showalter) hosts the camp talent show. Some of his popular jokes:

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Catskills comedian - Michael Showalter

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• When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and farts and crafts.
• We used to make drawings... cave drawings! (Which is my way of saying we were cave men)
• I went to camp so long ago, that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it!
• I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours!
• There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the Bubonic plague!