Wayne's World 2

Wayne's World 2 is a 1993 comedy film starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as hosts of a cable access television show from Aurora, Illinois. The movie was adapted from a popular sketch on NBC's Saturday Night Live and is the sequel of Wayne's World.

Quotes

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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—Del Preston

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• Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.
  Garth: You were at Woodstock?
  Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?
  Del Preston: It rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it, I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.
  
• Wayne: Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street?
  Chicken-man: Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons.
  Wayne: Oh, so you're selling watermelons.
  Jim: No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens.
  Garth: What do these guys do?
  Chicken-man: Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes.
  Garth: Weird.
  Wayne: Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on.