Vin Diesel

Mark Vincent (born July 18, 1967 in New York City), better known by his stage name of Vin Diesel, is an American actor. Diesel is multi-racial, of African-American, Scottish and Italian descent, a fact upon which he based his well-received 1994 short film Multi-Facial, about a struggling actor who is rejected for part after part because he doesn't look "black/white/Jewish" enough. He attended Hunter College in New York City. He's quoted as saying his mother is descended from the Sinclairs of Scotland. Also, he has a dog, a mastiff by the name of Roman.

Vin Diesel 'Facts'

There is a meme growing around Vin Diesel, where is alleged that he is responsible by many absurd, when not just surreal, 'facts'. They are always focused into his (alleged) greatness, prowess and awesomeness, in a very humorous way. They have been sighted in forum signatures and small compilations, and have not hit 'mainstream' yet.

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A few are listed below as example:

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• Vin Diesel was the first person to walk up to a cow and say, "Whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze them, I'm drinking."
• When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
• Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
• It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
• Vin Diesel is the only person who knows why paper can beat rock.
• Vin Diesel invented the internet

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