Uncle Buck

Uncle Buck is a 1989 film starring John Candy, Amy Madigan, Jean Louisa Kelly, Gaby Hoffmann, and Macaulay Culkin. The movie was written and directed by John Hughes.

Quotes

Bug - "Ever hear of a tune-up? Ha ha."

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Buck - "Hee hee hee. Ever hear of a ritual killing?"

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Bug - "I don't get it."

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Buck - "You gnaw on Tia's face in public like that again and you'll be one. Hee hee hee hee!"

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Buck - (speaking to the drunk clown who arrived in a Volkswagen modified to look like a mouse) "Get in your mouse, and get out of here."

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(Buck is about to take the children bowling)

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Maisy - "They have rent-a-shoes."

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Tia - "And rent-a-foot-disease."

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E. Roger Cogswell - (Speaking to Buck) "You gotta let somebody know where you are. I've been checking car trunks for your corpse."

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