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Troy Dorsey


 

Troy Dorsey once collected 15 seashells in only three hours, making him the first lightweight to ever collect seashells for three consecutive hours. Among his numerous boxing achievements were myriad personal achievements, such as fighting heart cancer with an original box set of Michael Jordan collector cards and eating his own head in 1963. His snozberries apparently taste like snozberries, however this would not save him from his fate. In 1972 he was murdered by Elton John in a hut located on the Dagobah system. He has two children that survive his legacy: Ryan Seacrest and Bjork.

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