Tommy Boy

:This article's about the movie, for the record company, see Tommy Boy records.

Memorable Quotes

• Richard knocks on the door impersonating the maid while Tommy tries to sleep
  Richard: Housekeeping?
  Tommy: No thank you. Sleeping.
  Richard: Housekeeping?
  Tommy: Come back in an hour.
  Richard: Housekeeping, you want towel?
  Tommy: No towels. Need sleepy.
  Richard: Housekeeping, you want mint for pillow?
  Tommy: Please go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
  Richard: Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?
  Tommy: What kind of hotel is this?
  Gets out of bed and opens the door.
  Tommy: Who the hell are... Oh it's you.
  Richard: Good morning, Sunshine.
• "You can get a pretty good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it" - Big Tom and Tommy Boy
• "Whatcha DO!?" - Tommy Boy
• Tommy (singing): "Fat guy in a lil' coat! Fat guy in a lil' coat!"
• Richard: "it's called reading, you know, top to bottom, left to right"