The Brittas Empire

The Brittas Empire was a British television sitcom, that ran between 1991 and 1997.

Episodes

Series 1 (3 Jan 91 - 14 Feb 91)

• Laying The Foundations (3 Jan 91)

Synopsis: The first episode. Mr Brittas arrives to find a very enthusiastic staff, and a depressed Carole, and promptly makes everyone want to leave. He causes a strike amongst the construction workers, and creates very complicated rosters. He is attacked by a table tennis champion with specially sharpened table tennis raquets.

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• Opening Day (10 Jan 91)

Synopsis: The Duchess of Kent is coming to officially open and tour the whitbury newtown leisure centre. He creates a rift in Gavin and Tim's relationship, insists on having a black person in the line up to show that he employs staff of 'all colours and creeds'. The pool is leaking, the boiler man thinks he's on a ship, Helen tries to warn Laura that there will almost certainly be things that go wrong. First it is too cold, then the heaters are on overdrive. And the faulty doors will not open.

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• Bye Bye Baby (17 Jan 91)

Synopsis: Carole is still keeping her baby in the drawers of the reception desk. Her husband is coming home. Laura moves Ben to the baby changing area to hide him from Brittas, but Brittas knows the baby is there, so asks Colin to go into the women's toilets and find a baby. Colin gets the wrong one, and Carole discovers the empty drawer and goes crazy with a fireaxe on the search for Brittas.

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• Underwater Wedding (24 Jan 91)

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An underwater wedding is being held at the leisure centre and the best man is stuck at the bottom of the pool. There is a drunk physically disabled man on the loose, Colin shoots Gavin with a harpoon gun, Tim gets hysterical and threatens Brittas with a screwdriver, chlorine gas is released.

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• Stop Thief! (7 Feb 91)

Synopsis: Brittas is convinced there is a thief in their midst.

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• Assassin (14 Feb 91)

Synopsis: Someone is out to kill Brittas, injuring Helen by accident, and wants Gavin to help him.

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Series 2 (2 Jan 92 - 20 Feb 92)

• Back From The Dead (2 Jan 92)

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• Temple Of The Body (9 Jan 92)

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• An Inspector Calls (16 Jan 92)

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• Set In Concrete (23 Jan 92)

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• Mums And Dads (30 Jan 92)

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• Safety First (13 Feb 92)

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• New Generations (20 Feb 92)

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Series 3 (7 Jan 93 - 11 Feb 93)

• The Trial (7 Jan 93)

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• That Creeping Feeling (14 Jan 93)

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• Laura's Leaving (21 Jan 93)

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• Two Little Boys (28 Jan 93)

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• Sex, Lies and Red Tape (4 Feb 93)

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• The Stuff of Dreams (11 Feb 93)

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Series 4 (10 Jan 94 - 7 Mar 94)

• Not A Good Day ... (10 Jan 94)

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• The Christening (17 Jan 94)

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• Biggles Tells A Lie (24 Jan 94)

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• Mr Brittas Changes Trains (31 Jan 94)

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• Playing With Fire (7 Feb 94)

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• Shall We Dance? (14 Feb 94)

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• The Chop (28 Feb 94)

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• High Noon (7 Mar 94)

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Series 5 (31 Oct 94 - 19 Dec 94)

• The Old, Old Story (31 Oct 94)
• Blind Devotion (7 Nov 94)
• Brussels Calling (14 Nov 94)
• The Lies Have It (21 Nov 94)
• The Boss (28 Nov 94)
• Pregnant! (5 Dec 94)
• UXB (12 Dec 94)
• The Last Day (19 Dec 94)

Special

• Surviving Christmas (24 Dec 96)

Series 6 (27 Feb 96 - 23 Apr 96)

• Back With A Bang (27 Feb 96)
• Body Language (12 Mar 96)
• At The Double (26 Mar 96)
• A Walk On The Wildside (2 Apr 96)
• We All Fall Down (9 Apr 96)
• Mr Brittas Falls in Love (16 Apr 96)
• Snap Happy (23 Apr 96)

Short special part of Children In Need

• 22 Nov 1996, BBC1 Fri around 10pm

Series 7 (6 Jan 97 - 24 Feb 97)

• The Elephant's Child (6 Jan 97)
• Reviewing The Situation (13 Jan 97)
• http://etc (20 Jan 97) (this isn't a link, the title was "http://etc")
• Wake Up The Lion Within (27 Jan 97)
• The Disappearing Act (3 Feb 97)
• Gavin Featherly RIP (10 Feb 97)
• Exposed (17 Feb 97)
• Curse Of The Tiger Women (24 Feb 97)