Spaceballs

Spaceballs is a 1987 science fiction spoof movie written, directed by, and starring Mel Brooks.

Opening Crawl

:In a galaxy very, very, very,

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:very, far away there lived

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:a ruthless race of beings

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:known as ... Spaceballs.

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:chapter 11

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:The evil leaders of Planet

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:Spaceball, having foolishly

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:squandered their precious

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:atmosphere, have devised a

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:secret plan to take every

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:breath of fresh air away from

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:their peace-loving neighbor,

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:Planet Druidia.

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:Today is Princess Vespa's

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:wedding day. Unbeknownst

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:to the princess but knownst

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:to us, danger lurks in the

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:stars above...

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:If you can read this, you

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:don't need glasses.

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