Smokey and the Bandit

Smokey and the Bandit was a 1977 movie starring Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jackie Gleason, Jerry Reed, Paul Williams, and Mike Henry. It would inspire several other trucking films including two sequels, Smokey and the Bandit II, and Smokey and the Bandit Part 3. Also, a television movie was loosely based on the film called Bandit. The 3 movies introduced three generations of the Pontiac Trans Am (unlike the television movie version which the other Bandit drives the Dodge Stealth R/T Twin Turbo). The film was the second highest grossing film of 1977, beaten only by Star Wars.

Quotes

Justice: "Nobody, nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."

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Junior: "Except that --"

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Justice: "Shut your ass!"

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Little Enos: "Because He's thirsty, Dummy."

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Bandit: "Oh I love the suits. It must be a Bitch getting a size 68 extra fat. and a twelve dwarf."

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(Bandit and Justice Meet For the First Time)

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Justice: (Over the CB) "Breaker, breaker to the Bandit."

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Bandit: "Come on back breaker."

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Justice: "(Over the CB) Bandit, I got a smokey report for you. Come on!"

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Bandit: "Talk to me, good buddy."

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Justice: (Over the CB) "You got trouble coming."

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Bandit: "What's your handle son, and what's your 20?"

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Justice: (Over the CB) "My handle's Smokey Bear, and I'm tail-grabbing your ass right now!"

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Justice: "Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper. Make it fast, I'm in a goddamn hurry! You want something?!"

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Junior: "Hush puppies daddy."

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Justice: "We don't have time for that crap!"

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Justice: "What we're dealing with here... is a complete lack of respect for the law."

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Justice: (to Junior) "There is no way... NO WAY... that you came from my loins. When we get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth!"

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Snowman: "You mean to tell me, we're gonna drive from here... to Texarkana, Texas, and back again in 28 hours?"

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Bandit: "It's only 900 miles here, 900 miles back!"

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Snowman: Well, for your information...that ain't never been done before, not in no rig."

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Bandit: "That's 'cause you and I ain't never done it in no rig; you got to stop being so negative, son! Course we can make it, we ain't never not made it YET, have we?"

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Snowman: "No..."

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Bandit: "Ya see?"

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Bandit: Hey, Wanna Beer?

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Snowman: Well Son!

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Bandit: Redneck heaven!

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Snowman:How we gonna load all this in the truck?

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Bandit: We'll Do it with this..

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Snowman: You can't drive a forklift!

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Bandit: Hell, I can drive every "forking" thing around!

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Burford:(to Junior) Duck, or you'll gonna be talking out of your ass!

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Junior: "Daddy, the top came off."

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Buford: "Nooooo shit."

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Buford: (to Junior) Hold my hat!

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Junior: My hat blow off daddy!

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Burford: I hope your goddamn head was in it!

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