Rhinogradentia

Rhinogradentia (also known as snouters or Rhinogrades) is a fictitious mammal order documented by the equally fictitious German naturalist Harald Stümpke. The order's most remarkable characteristic was the Nasorium, an organ derived from the ancestral species's nose, which had variously evolved to fulfill every conceivable function. Both the animals and the scientist were allegedly creations of Gerolf Steiner, a zoology professor at the University of Heidelberg.

Related Topics:
Mammal - Order - German - Harald Stümpke - Nose - Gerolf Steiner - Zoology - University of Heidelberg

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The order's remarkable variety was the natural outcome of evolution acting over millions of years in the isolated Hi-yi-yi islands in the Pacific Ocean. All the 14 families and 189 known Snouter species descended from a small shrew-like animal, which gradually evolved and diversified to fill most of the ecological niches in the archipelago — from tiny worm-like beings to large herbivores and predators.

Related Topics:
Evolution - Pacific Ocean - Families - Species - Shrew - Ecological

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Unfortunately, as a consequence of atomic bomb testing, the islands sank suddenly into the ocean in the late 1950s — wiping out all traces of the snouters, their unique ecosystem, and all the world's specialists on that intriguing subject.

Related Topics:
1950s - Ecosystem

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Although the first scientific report on these creatures came out in 1961, an early reference to them is found in Christian Morgenstern's poem Das Nasobem (The Nasobame, 1905). The Great Morgenstern's Nasobame (Nasobema lyricum), a dog-size animal that walked on four snouts, was named in his honor.

Related Topics:
1961 - Christian Morgenstern - 1905 - Great Morgenstern's Nasobame - Snout

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Auf seinen Nasen schreitet

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einher das Nasobem,

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von seinem Kind begleitet.

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Es steht noch nicht im Brehm.

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Es steht noch nicht im Meyer.

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Und auch im Brockhaus nicht.

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Es trat aus meiner Leyer

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zum ersten Mal ans Licht.

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Auf seinen Nasen schreitet

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(wie schon gesagt) seitdem,

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von seinem Kind begleitet,

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einher das Nasobem.

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