Recurring South Park characters

There are many recurring characters in the animated series South Park, aside from the four main characters, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick. Butters Stotch and Tweek replaced Kenny for a half season each during the sixth season. See their respective articles for details.

School (adults)

Mr./Mrs. Herbert Garrison

See: Herbert Garrison

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Chef

Main article: Chef

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Jerome 'Chef' McElroy is one of very few black characters in South Park, and the chef at the South Park Elementary School. A stereotypical character, Chef is obsessed with sex (especially with white women), and he is somewhat promiscuous. He is a talented singer, and has a tendency to sing wildly inappropriate songs when his muse strikes him. The children often seek him out when in need of guidance or information. He is voiced by Isaac Hayes. He refers to Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as 'children' even if there is only one of them present. He once almost married a succubus, but the boys saved him. His parents live in Scotland, and his mother has a tendancy to offer any problem that has a soul, "tree-fiddy" or three dollars and fifty cents, mainly to the Loch Ness Monster.

Related Topics:
Chef - Elementary School - Stereotypical - Obsessed - White - Promiscuous - Muse - Isaac Hayes - Married - Succubus

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See also: Chocolate Salty Balls, Chewbacca Defense.

Related Topics:
Chocolate Salty Balls - Chewbacca Defense

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Chef's appearances have been more and more limited as the show has progressed.

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Quote: Let's all go home and find a nice white woman to make love to.

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Mr. Mackey

Mr. Mackey is the school counselor who is notorious for saying the word "M'kay" after everything he says. He is often made the butt of jokes for his slow speech and balloon like head. He is quite inept at his job and was once suspended for passing around marijuana in class, which he did in order to let the kids know what it smells like so they can keep away from it. He is a former drug user himself, and was sexually involved with Ms. Choksondik until her death. It was even revealed that she died with Mr. Mackey's semen in her stomach. He also fought in the American-Canadian War in ', providing us with the classic line "Die Canadian M'kay!" It was during this film that he sang his famous song, "It's Easy M'kay". He sang this in order to rehabilitate the children after they kept using profanities after viewing the Terrance and Phillip movie "Asses of Fire".

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Ms. Choksondik

After Mr. Garrison was temporarily suspended from teaching duties, he was replaced by Ms. Diane Choksondik, who was most notable for her implausibly large, saggy breasts and one lazy eye. She also strongly resembles former Attorney General Janet Reno. Ms. Choksondik died in the middle of the sixth season, and Mr. Garrison eventually replaced her as the fourth grade teacher. Before her death, Ms. Choksondik had a sexual relationship (her first, contrary to what the name "chokes on dick" would seem to imply, although it is implied that she dies because she 'choked on dick') with Mr. Mackey, after preparing sex education classes for the 4th grade children (as well as kindergarten). The children often refer to her as Ms. "Makes-me-sick", completely missing the apparently too-good-to-be-true humor of her real name.

Related Topics:
Breast - Lazy eye - Attorney General - Janet Reno - Sexual relationship - Chokes on dick - Sex education - Kindergarten

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Principal Victoria

Principal Victoria is the principal of South Park Elementary School. She is indecisive and eager to avoid any controversy. She speaks with a strong Minnesotan accent.

Related Topics:
Principal - Elementary School - Controversy - Minnesota - Accent

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It is unknown whether Victoria is her first or last name (or both). Her inverted name is a reference to actress Victoria Principal.

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Mrs. Crabtree

Veronica Crabtree was the school bus driver. She appeared to be suffering from paranoia, or at least was mentally unstable; she had a bird living in her hair and constantly asked the children on her bus "What did you say?" after they insulted her. They would say something else that sounds similar in order to avoid trouble. An example:

Related Topics:
Bus - Driver - Paranoia

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:"You fat, withered up, dried hog."

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:"What did you say!?"

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:"I said, 'I always wanted to travel to Prague'"

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:"Oh, me too."

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In one episode, however, Stan says what he really means to her:

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:"We're not getting on you fat, ugly bitch."

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:"What did you say!?"

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:"I said, We're not getting on you fat ugly bitch."

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:"Oh, alrighty then." (drives off)

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:"Dude! I always wondered if that would work."

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In the 2004 episode "Cartman's Incredible Gift", Mrs. Crabtree was murdered by a serial killer. At that point she had not been seen for several seasons, and it was even commented by a detective in the episode: "She may not have been in any recent episodes, but she didn't deserve this!"

Related Topics:
2004 - Serial killer

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One of the most notable scenes that she was involved in was when Kenny planned to climb into her uterus for 6 hours. When asked how she felt that her cervix was dialated and had oxygen tanks put in her vagina, she responded "Great! I haven't had this much attention paid to my coot since I was thirteen."

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