Powdered Toast Man

Powdered Toast Man is a fictional spokesperson for "Powdered Toast", a product featured on the cartoon The Ren and Stimpy Show. Additionally, he is a superhero of sorts, possessing traditional superpowers (such as flight) and some decidedly non-traditional ones (flatulence, the ability to scrape toast shavings from his head). Powdered Toast Man appeared in various Powdered Toast commercials within The Ren and Stimpy Show, and starred in one episode of the show. His catch phrase/call to action is the shouting of his name, with significant stress on the "man."

Accomplishments

He saved a kitten from being run over, at the cost of an airliner (which he shot down), and a truck (which was flattened by the airliner). It appears no one was killed in the crash, as the occupants of the plane seem cheerful and happy to see Powdered Toast Man despite their wounds. Responding to another mission, he threw the kitten off-screen, where it was presumably run over by another vehicle.

Related Topics:
Kitten - Off-screen

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He saved the pope (voiced by Frank Zappa) from the clutches of Muddy Mudskipper. Why or how Muddy kidnapped the pope is unclear, but it is clear that after Powdered Toast Man freed the pope from the barrel of TNT he was strapped to, he placed Muddy there in his stead and tied him up. Muddy was killed in the ensuing explosion.

Related Topics:
The pope - Frank Zappa - Muddy Mudskipper - TNT

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When the President of the United States gets caught in his fly, Powdered Toast Man frees him. Though grateful, the President is incapacitated, and Powdered Toast Man steps in as Commander-in-Chief. While in office (having somehow avoided the entire line-in-wait to fill in for the Chief Executive), he heats the Oval Office with some dusty old papers, which include The Declaration of Independence and the Constitution.

Related Topics:
President of the United States - Commander-in-Chief - Oval Office - The Declaration of Independence - Constitution

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Powdered Toast Man responded on numerous occasions to the plight of Ren and Stimpy when the dog and cat duo had run out of Powdered Toast, producing more for them with a flick of his wrist or a scrape of his head. It is implied that this is the usual method that Ren and Stimpy get Powdered Toast when they run out, because it doesn't "taste right" unless Powdered Toast Man exits with his traditional passing of gas.

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He is also a very popular figure with children. Responding to a request from sickly "Little Johnny" about being able to meet the President, he actually manages to bring the President to him. Unfortunately in trying to get to Little Johnny on time before his nap, the President was vaporized by the massive speed of Powdered Toast Man. He also managed to save the child out of the hands of his apparent archnemesis "Waffle Woman", at the cost of destroying most of the Earth.

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