Police Academy

Police Academy was a series of comedy films made in the 1980s and early 1990s.

Quotes

• Captain Harris approaches a bar where Cmdt. Lassard, Chief Hurst, Chief Murdock, and the Mayor of Miami is seated. He does not realize what had been burned on to his chest.
  

:Harris: "Oh, Mr. Mayor. Excuse me sir. I don't mean to insult your city, but the people on this beach are very rude and hostile."

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:Mayor: "Well, I'm sorry to hear that...Captain Dork!"

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:Everyone breaks down laughing. Captain Harris finally realizes that the word "Dork" had been burned on to his chest.

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• Hooks: "DON'T MOVE, DIRTBAG!" (recurring line)