One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

One If By Clam, Two If By Sea is an episode of Family Guy that first aired August 1, 2001.

Plot summary

A hurricane convinces the Drunken Clam's owner to sell the bar, and an Englishman named Nigel Pinchley turns it into a British pub. Upset over the loss of their favorite bar, Peter and friends storm a British ship in an attempt to recreate the Boston Tea Party with beer. When the pub mysteriously burns down that night, they are thrown in jail. Lois tricks Nigel into confessing that he torched his own pub for the dual goals of insurance money and to send Peter to jail, and the Clam's owner rebuilds and reopens the familiar watering hole.

Related Topics:
Peter - Boston Tea Party - Lois

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Meantime, in a parody of My Fair Lady, Stewie tries to teach Eliza, Nigel's daughter, to overcome her "common" Cockney accent to speak "proper" English, and wagers with Brian that she will be a proper lady at her birthday party. Eliza does admirably--until she pees herself in front of everybody.

Related Topics:
My Fair Lady - Stewie - Cockney - Brian - Pees

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