National Lampoon's Animal House

Famous quotes

• Tagline: It was the Deltas against the rules...the rules lost.
• Boon: It's not gonna be an orgy. It's a toga party!
• Bluto: They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
• Boon: They can't do that to our pledges. Only we can do that to our pledges.
• Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
• Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the...Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!
  Otter: Germans?
  Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
• Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
• Otter: You fucked up. You trusted us.
• Otter: Wait'll Otis sees us! He loves us!
• Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fuckin' Peace Corps.
• Wormer: I hate those guys.
• Bluto: My advice to you...is to start drinking heavily.
• Otter: We are gonna die.
  Pinto: (adding) Boon, we're the only white people here!
• Boon: We were just...Leaving! What a good idea!
• Wormer: Every Halloween the trees are full of underwear...every spring, the toilets...explode.
• Niedermeyer: A pledge pin?! On your uniform?!
• Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
• Mrs. Wormer: People are sensual....Vegetables are sensuous.
• Otter: Face it, Flounder. You didn't throw up in front of Dean Wormer, you threw up on Dean Wormer.
• Bluto: I'm a zit! Get it?
• Wormer: (to Bluto) Mr. Blutarsky...zero-point-zero.
• Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation.
  Dean Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on Double Secret Probation!