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Married... with Children


 

Married... with Children was an American sitcom about a dysfunctional family living in a suburb of Chicago, Illinois. It ran on the Fox network from April 5, 1987 to April 20, 1997.

Bundy icons

  • NO MA'AM – An acronym for the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. This is the middle aged men's club that meets in Al's garage to discuss matters of serious importance to men such as beer and girls. In 1004, "Reverend Al", the guys turn it into a church so they won't have to pay beer taxes.
  • Jiggly Room/Nudie Bar – This is a strip club run by Iqbal, where members of NO MA'AM go to unwind and spend any money that their wives have not already spent.
  • Big Uns – This is a girlie magazine that Al and his friends read. Also used before having sex with the wives. Al to Jefferson: "Take two of these and call me in the morning," looks at Marcy and adds, "better make that four."
  • Girlie Girl Beer – Official beer of NO MA'AM.
  • Psycho Dad – Al's favorite TV show until Marcy's women's group got it cancelled (She also got rid of Peas in a Pod, a show with characters similar to Al's life)
  • Weenie Tots – Al's favorite fast-dissolving miniature corndog-like snack.
  • The Dodge – The Bundy family car which dates back to Al's high school days and has logged over a million miles of travel. Its old, brown, rustic colour makes it instantly recognizable as the Bundys' car, though after a car wash in episode 917, it turns out that under all that dirt, it was really red. Despite its poor condition (ex. constant engine troubles), Al has been shown to be very reluctant to part with it.
  • Gary's Shoes and Accessories For Todays Woman – The shoe store where Al has been working since high school. He was planning on working there only for a brief summer period during high school until Peg's pregnancy with Kelly changed all that. Al is often shown being rude to customers in the store, and placing his head in his hands all day long if there are no customers, reflecting on his miserable life. When he finds it too humiliating to sell women's shoes, he starts to only order men's, thinking Gary wouldn't mind. He gets into a lot of trouble as it turns out Gary is really a woman.
  • The toilet flush – One of Al's favourite activities is to sit in the bathroom for a long time. Whenever there is a sound of the toilet flushing in the Bundy house, viewers know that Al is coming out of the bathroom with a newspaper under his arm. He loves the toilet so much that one day he buys his very own Ferguson toilet, just like the one his father had. After having built his own restroom and garage apartment, he has to tear it down again after the pregnant women take it over.
  • Isis – Bud's blow-up doll and the object of several jokes.