List of recurring characters from The Simpsons

This article contains a list of recurring characters from The Simpsons with descriptions.

Pasty Faced Lawyer

The Pasty-faced Lawyer is a prominent lawyer known for his pasty face and a nasal voice. Unlike Lionel Hutz or Gil, this lawyer is actually a more honest and (slightly) less incompetent lawyer. He is regularly Mr. Burns' lawyer, and is a member of the Springfield Republican Party.

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Perhaps his most memorable scene was in FABF08, The Ziff Who Came To Dinner: The Lawyer was representing Homer in an Enron-like court case...

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The Lawyer whispers something to Homer.

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HOMER

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Read the fifth amend-what?

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The Lawyer whispers again.

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HOMER

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Refuse to answer on the grounds that I what?

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(then)

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Inseminate myself??

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(then, to the judge)

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Dudes, I think this guy's coming on to me!

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The Lawyer stands up, and yells:

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LAWYER

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(to Homer)

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You, sir, are a moron!

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HOMER

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A mormon? But I'm from Earth!

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His voice is based on real-life laywer Roy Cohn (who, incidentally, died in the suit Chuck Garabedian wore in Episode AABF20, "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo").

Related Topics:
Roy Cohn - Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo

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