List of characters from Family Guy

These are characters from the animated TV series Family Guy.

Schools

James Woods Regional High School

• Connie D'Amico – Most popular girl in school; often appears conceited. Does not like Meg.
• Doug – Friend of Connie.
• unknown boy – Friend of Connie.
• unknown girl – Friend of Connie.
• Toad Girl – Classmate of Meg's with green skin.
• Jennifer – Briefly Meg's friend before committing suicide as part of the Heaven's Helper's Cult. (deceased)
• Mr. Berler – Meg's teacher. When asked how Meg acquired the answers to his next test, she responds, "I spent the night with Mr. Berler..." A cut-away reveals that she spent the night by his bed-side with garlic and a wooden stake in her hands to protect him from vampires.
• Mr. Lassenbee – Teacher once arrested for teaching crackpot theories involving Gil Gerard traveling time and ejaculating into the primordial ooze.
• Mrs. Canner – A teacher of Meg's who fell into the "cool crowd" at school because she owned a Prada bag, much to Meg's chagrin.
• Principal Shepherd – School Principal.
• Craig Hoffman – A rebel who Meg tries to go out with at first. A rebel who follows his own rules, nobody else's, not even his own.

Buddy Cianci Junior High/Peter Griffin Junior High

• Randall Fargus – Long-time teacher. Taught Peter when he attended school. Considered a hippie, he was made to take medication to control his hyperactive tendencies. Briefly convinced by Peter to go off his medication, Mr. Fargus was fired after destroying several California condor eggs. Peter rehired him after becoming school board president. Possibly killed by Hall Monitor Robot.
• Mrs. Clifton – Teacher. In Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Junior High, she quits after winning the lottery.
• Mr. McCloud – Teacher.
• Brian Griffin – Chris' former teacher before being reassigned to Remedial English (for full information on Brian, see Brian Griffin)
• Jake Tucker – Classmate of Chris Griffin. Known as Upside-down-head-boy as his head is upside down (which, for some reason, also means he has no sphincter, and that his penis may be in an odd place, as he once invites Meg to "go up on me", rather than using the common colloquialism "go down" for oral sex). Son of news anchorman Tom Tucker.
• Jeremy – Terminally ill boy.
• Paul Lewis – Classmate of Chris Griffin. Chris once helped raise money for an organ transplant for Paul.
• Mrs. Lana Lockhart – A sexy substitute English teacher that Chris fell in love with at school. In a reference to To Die For, attempted to seduce Chris into killing her husband, and left him when he wouldn't help. Later killed the husband herself by putting a bear in his oatmeal...and ran off with the bear. Voiced by Drew Barrymore.
• Barbara – Chris' first crush.
• Cindi – Lead cheerleader.
• Janine – Cheerleader.
• Lisa – Cheerleader.
• unknown names of other cheerleaders
• Steinberg – Jewish, classmate of Chris, frequently told to take off his yarmulke (or "damn hat") by Mr. McCloud, after which he always puts it back on right away.

School of Performing Arts

• Simon – Drama Teacher. A homosexual. It is implied (via an improv that he guided Stewie through) that his sexual orientation was a flashpoint in his relationship with his father, who had introduced Simon at Simon's sister's wedding as his "other daughter." However, it is likewise implied that the two reconciled on his father's deathbed.
• unknown female – Dance Teacher.
• Olivia – Child Star and briefly part of a successful duet with Stewie. Voiced by Rachael MacFarlane.

Hugs and Kisses (The Good Kind) Playschool

• Janet – Stewie's first love, who used him for his cookies.
• Leonard – Stewie's friend from playschool.
• Melinda – Stewie's friend from playschool.
• Brad – Stewie's friend from playschool. Not to be confused with a student named Brad in Stewie's swim lessons in '

Lois' Piano Lessons

• Jimmy – One of Lois' most talented students, beaten up by Stewie because he was trying to watch The History Channel.
• Jonas – One of Lois' students; not very skillful.
• Alexis Radcliffe – Rival piano teacher.
• Peter – Lois' greatest student who beats Alexis Radcliffe's student in a piano competition. Can only play while intoxicated.
• Meg – Lois's last resort as a student. Lois chained down Meg to try to teach her piano before she found Peter.

Peter's School Friends

• Angie – An old school friend of Peter's. She is obsessed with him, a la Wuthering Heights.
• Bob Funland – Went to school with Peter. Owner "Bob's Funland", a successful theme park. Peter made fun of him when he was mourning the death of his mother as a child ("Bob misses his mommy!").
• Brenda – An old school friend of Peter's. Extraordinarily overweight, and generally considered ugly by most standards.
• Peppermint Patty – An old school friend of Peter's. She also grew up with the gang from Peanuts.
• Marcie – Patty's life partner. She also grew up with the gang from Peanuts.
• Phoebe Diamond – Peter's first crush. Fate unknown after Peter punched her accidentally into a locker because of a "nervous twitch" he developed trying to ask her to the prom, though likely survived.

Lois' School Friends

• Ross Fishman – Former boyfriend from college.
• Coco – Lois' childhood friend. Jonathan thinks she's "a little bit of terrific".
• Jonathan – Coco's husband.