Kyle Broflovski

Kyle Broflovski, voiced by Matt Stone, is a fictional character on the animated series South Park. Matt Stone has said that Kyle was loosely based on himself when he was younger. His most notable catch phrase is to exclaim "You Bastard(s)!" following Stan's catch phrase "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"

Favorite words and catchphrases

• ""You bastards!" - after Kenny's death
• ""Oh my god! I killed Kenny! I'm a bastard! "
• ""Kick the baby!"
• ""Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God."
• ""I just want an erection so I can give it to my mom."
• ""Kyle's Dad: (after Kyle begs for money) The answer is no, Kyle.

Kyle: Oh, come on, dad, stop being such a Jew!

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• ""Priest: Boys, I haven't seen you in church lately.

Kyle: Well, I'm Jewish.

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Priest: You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus, are you?

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Kyle: I guess not.

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Kyle: Uh, greetings from Canada. Well boys, it's 'aboot' time we get back to our 'hoose' in Canada, isn't it?

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Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you talking about? I'm not a Goddamn Canadian and neither are you.

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Stan: Cartman, you stupid asshole.

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• ""Kyle's Dad: You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society. And democrats make sexual harrassment laws. These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace, and what we can and can't do in the workplace.

Kyle: Isn't that fascism?

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Kyle's Dad: No, because we don't call it fascism. Do you understand?

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Kyle: Do you?

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• ""Token : "You mean, you want me around?"

Stan : "Sure, dude, you're our friend."

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Token : "Yeah, I know. But you guys always rip on me for being rich."

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Stan : "Dude, just because we rip on you for being rich doesn't mean we don't like you."

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Kyle : "Yeah. We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich just like we make fun of Butters for being wimpy."

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Butters : "They sure do."

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Stan : "Yeah, like we rip on Kyle for being a Jew."

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Kyle : "Right."

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Token : "That's right, huh?"

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Kyle : "And Stan for being in love with Wendy."

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Stan : "Yeah, I get it for that."

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Kyle : "And Cartman for being fat."

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Cartman : "Uh huh."

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Kyle : "And Cartman for being stupid."

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Cartman : "Yeah."

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Kyle : "And Cartman for having a whore for a mom."

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Cartman : "Hey!"

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Kyle : "And Cartman for being a sadistic asshole."

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Cartman : "Ey, you did me already!"

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• ""Stan Marsh: Hang on, before you do, search for the word "clitoris."

Kyle Broflovski: OK, hang on... 1,830,000 pages found with the word clitoris.

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• ""Stan: The note (from Wendy) says to meet her at Stark's Pond after school.

Kyle: Whoa, maybe you can kiss her.

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Cartman: Or slip a little tongue.

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Kenny: Or slide a finger up her pussy.

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Kyle: I didn't know she had a cat.

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• ""Kyle: Cartman, you have such a fat ass, that when people walk down the street they go, 'God damn, that's a big, fat ass.'

Cartman: No, they don't, you jealous weakling.

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Passing Man: God damn, that's a big fat ass.

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• ""Cartman: The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!

Kyle: Shut up Cartman! Your body is bigger than the goal!

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Cartman: No, I just have a sweet hockey body.

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• ""Kyle: You got the best balls in the world Chef.

Chef: Damn straight.

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• ""Cartman: I was just layin' down some rhymes, with the G-folk, you know, kickin' it on the west siy-eede.

Kyle: You live on the EAST side, Cartman.

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• ""Kyle: Officer, is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow?

Officer Barbrady: Yes.

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• ""Kyle: How do we get to Ottawa?

Canadian: We're in Canada! There's only one road!

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By the way, watch out for Scott, he's a dick!

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• ""Kyle: Chef, where does shit come from?

Chef: Uh, from your ass children.

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Kyle: No, no, no! The WORD shit!

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• ""Stan (about Bob Saget): This guy sucks!

Kyle: Yeah. He's almost as bad as that guy on Full House.

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• ""Mr. Garrison: And, so, children, that's how you tell a prostitute from a police officer. Now, are there any questions? Yes, Kyle?

Kyle: What the hell does that have to do with American history?

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Mr. Garrision: Good question, Kyle. Are there any other questions?

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Kyle: Mr. Garrison, I'm the only one here. Everyone else has chickenherpes.

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• ""Kyle: Wait, isn't there some rule about not getting into cars with strangers?

Cartman: No, not when money's involved, stupid.

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• ""Kyle: Go live in a third-world country for once!

Goth Kid: I won't live in a third-world country with all the comformists.

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