Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon (born 1953) is a comedian and actor best known for the characters he played on Saturday Night Live from 1986 to 1995. They include Mr. Subliminal or Subliminal Message Man, Hans and Franz along with Dana Carvey, Mr. No Depth Perception, the anchor of Weekend Update (where his catchphrase was "That's news to me"), and many others. Nealon imbued all these characters with a characteristic deadpan delivery.

Famous Quotes

"If the election were held today, most people say they would be really confused because it's usually held in November"- from SNL

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"If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said." -- from SNL's "Weekend Update"

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"Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled." -- another "Weekend Update" quote

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"I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."

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