John Smedley

Smedley is very unseal like. He makes baby jesus cry because his company has the most pathetic support, and their dev teams couldn't patch a bucket with a hole in it. O RLY? YA RLY!

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Blizzard should buy SOE, dissolve their management, dev teams, and customer support; then cancel all their games; and start over from scratch with World of Everquest (a WoW clone), Starwars Galaxies II, and no one cares about the Matrix, so that would be it.

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And if LucasArts had half a brain they would see that SWG has gone from great game with so much potential to a festering bag of dog shit, that just keeps getting worse. SWG was past it's prime in August of 2003, it's been a slow painful downfall ever since.

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SWG either needs to be taken out back and capped like Old Yellar, or get some big ass goblin jumper cables to zap some life into it... cept the goblin jumper cables only work like 20% of the time, so with their luck it would just fail anyhow :(

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As for John Smedley, hes happily raking in a 6 digit income for pushing out the crappiest games in the industry, that have sub-standard customer support, and dev teams that are so out of touch with their player bases.

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Memorable SOE quotes...

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"Working as intended"

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"We have to take the servers down for 2-4 hours so that we may apply a 'hot fix'"

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"It's not a bug, it's a feature"

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Other quirks...

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Garva = The most unprofessional moderator to walk the face of the earth, instead of doing his job and moderating, he also has to add his snooty unprofessional $0.02 before he locks a thread. A professional acting moderator would not show bias or opinion, they would just do the job and leave their feelings out of it.

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Thunderheart = The guy has bit his tongue so many times. Take anything he says with a grain of salt, cus 9 out of 10 times it's just complete bullshit.

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Tiggs = The 80's called, they want their hair-do back, and you suck at what you do. I Michael Jackson is having a estate sale, perhaps SOE would like to invest in buying Bubble's the Chimp to replace you.

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