Jennifer Lopez

:Jennifer Lopez also refers to a Weather Channel personality of that name.

Derriere

No discussion of Jennifer Lopez could be considered complete without discussion of her famously large and shapely rear end. Example: http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/12382

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It has been the subject of much attention and many jokes, as when Chris Rock wisecracked at the MTV Video Music Awards that Lopez in her speech after winning an award "should have thanked her ass".

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Chris Rock - MTV Video Music Awards

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Lopez herself joked that it's so large and upstanding that it could be used as a tray to serve drinks at parties. (This is a variant on an old joke. Groucho Marx once remarked that the one sister in his otherwise all-brother family had "a rear end that stuck a-way out... you could play pinochle on her rear end!")

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In a segment about a television reality series at a colonial village, an interviewer said something to one of the faux pilgrims about Lopez, "of the famously prominent derriere". The practical-minded colonist responded, "Ah, good birthing hips!"

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In a skit at the MTV Video Music Awards, Triumph, the Comic Insult Dog begged Lopez to let him sniff her rear end, claiming that it was the equivalent of climbing Mount Everest for a dog.

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MTV Video Music Awards - Triumph, the Comic Insult Dog - Mount Everest

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However, Lopez does have her limits. On a Hollywood television gossip show in 2004, a moronic interviewer asked her, "How do you feel about your butt?" Her answer was a steely look, and "I can't believe you're asking me a question like that." End of interview.

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