Jackson, Alabama

Jackson is a city located in Clarke County, Alabama. As of the 2000 census, the population of the city is 5,419.

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Jackson is a small town whose only notable landmarks are "The Pool" and Wal-Mart. "The Pool" is in reality a cement pond, roughly four times as large as an Olympic size pool.

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Recreation in Jackson consists of going to "The Pool" and then going to Wal-Mart, going to Wal-Mart and then going to "The Pool", or any combination thereof.

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In most cities, a poorer section of high minority density is known as a "ghetto". In Jackson it is known as the "Depot".

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Jackson's high schools are Jackson Academy and Jackson High School. Jackson High's mascot is the "Aggie" named Jake. Jackson High, though not known for it's academia, houses the most academically astute of Jackson. Those not intelligent enough to graduate from Jackson High or who want to participate in a better football program or those who are racist attend Jackson Academy.

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Jackson Academy's mascot is the eagle. Jackson Academy, commonly know as "The Academy", is known for it's lackluster academic performance and comparatively good football program. Jackson Academy's racial makeup is 99.9% Caucasian and 0.1% "we think that guy may be part Asian".

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