Fat Tony

Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico (voiced by Joe Mantegna) is the fictional local Mafia Don in the animated television series The Simpsons.

Quotes

:Police Chief Wiggum: You wouldn't happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401?

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:Fat Tony: What's a truck?

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:Police Chief Wiggum: Don't play dumb with me...

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:Fat Tony: I don't get mad...I get STABBY...

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:Fat Tony: But we're only letting the bet ride because you crack us so consistently up.

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:Fat Tony: You have 24 hours to give us the monies, and to show you we're serious, you have 12 hours.

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:Fat Tony: I told you we should have bought more than three bullets!

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:Louie: Aww, boss, when you do that Godfather impression, it makes me so happy I could kill my own mother!

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:Fat Tony: And speaking of which, Louie...

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:Louie: Aww gee, boss! Not my own mama... she makes such good pasta sauce!

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:Another mobster: Louie, it comes from a can.

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:Louie: The bitch is dead! (alternately, "She's a corpse!")

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