Cosmo Kramer

Cosmo Kramer, commonly refered to by his last name Kramer, is a fictional character from the US television sitcom Seinfeld (1989-1998). He was played by Michael Richards. Kramer is the wacky neighbor and friend of Jerry Seinfeld. His other friends include George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Newman, Mickey Abbott, and Bob Sacamano.

Famous Kramer quotes

• "Is that a titleist?" (In "The Marine Biologist," Kramer finds some Titleist golf balls and takes them to the beach to drive them into the ocean. After George pretends to be a marine biologist to impress a woman, he finds a beached whale while walking with the woman on the beach. While trying to help the whale, George finds a golf ball in the whale's blow hole and shows it to Kramer, Kramer then says "Is that a Titleist?" then proceeds to say "A hole in one, huh?")
• "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" (In "The Alternate Side", this is Kramer's line in a new Woody Allen movie.) (As of early 2005, this phrase with an image of Kramer was being used by a chain of pretzel street vendors in New York City.)
• "I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!" (In "The Chinese Woman," Kramer switches from jockeys to boxers to no underwear at all in order to increase his sperm count.)
• "Who's going to turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate and peppermint...it's delicious!" (In "The Junior Mint", Kramer witnesses a medical operation and drops a Junior Mint into the patient.)
• "I'm out! I'm outta the contest!" (In "The Contest", Kramer is first to lose a bet to see who can go the longest without masturbating.)
• "Mmm... boy, that Hennigan's goes down smooth. And afterwards you don't even smell. That's right folks. I've just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't even smell. Imagine: you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's: no smell, no tell, Scotch."
• "Jerry, I know myself. And if I'm on the streets, and it starts to go down, I don't back off, until it's finished. "
• "Hoochie mama!" (In "The Serenity Now.")
• "Oh you, silly stupid stubborn man!"
• Kramer: "Are you ready to have some fun?"
• Jerry and George: "Yeah!"
• Kramer: "Do you really want to have some fun or are you just saying that you want to have some fun?"
• Jerry: "I really want to have some fun!"
• George: "I'm just saying I want to have some fun"
• Kramer: "They write it off."
• Jerry: "Write off what?"
• Kramer: "Jerry, do you even know what a write-off is?"
• Jerry: "No, I don't. Do you?"
• Kramer: "No. But they do. And they're the ones that write it off."
• Kramer: "C'mon, Jerry, bootlegging is a legitimate business!"
• Jerry: "It's not legitimate."
• Kramer: "It's a business."