Cool as Ice

Cool as Ice is a 1991 movie loosely based on Rebel Without A Cause, and often referred to as the Vanilla Ice Movie. When first released, Cool as Ice was universally panned by critics, and is still considered by some to be one of the worst movies ever. However, over time it has become somewhat of a cult classic. Rife with bizarre dialogue and hilariously bad acting, the movie continues to be a popular back catalogue rental at Blockbuster.

Quotes

Johnny: "Drop that zero and get with the hero!"

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Johnny: "So, what's up fellas?"

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Nick: "Little batting practice on your bike."

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Johnny: "Not mine, Sir D's."

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Nick: "Who's Sir D?"

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Johnny: "My homeboy."

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Nick: "Yeah? Well homeboy this!"

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Johnny: "Looky, looky in Kats black booky."

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Johnny: "Wackhead was playin' baseball on my homeboy's bike!"

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Johnny: "I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong."

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Kathy: "What are you doing here?"

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Johnny: "Yo, you axed me."

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Kathy: "I'll see you later."

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Johnny: "You're seeing me now."

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Nick: "How about a drink?"

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Kathy: "I'll have a Diet Coke."

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Nick: "Diet Coke? Kathy, Kathy... be serious."

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Kathy: "Nick, you be serious. You're driving!"

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Nick: "Kathy, I'm a big boy. I'm also a thirsty one."

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Kathy: "So where are you from?"

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Johnny: "Around."

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Kathy: "Around?"

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Johnny: "Yup yup."

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