Clone High

Clone High was an animated series that aired for one season (November 2002 - April 2003) on MTV and Teletoon. It has officially been on "hiatus" since March 17, 2003 http://www.clonehighusa.com/news/ARTICLES/Article_HTMLs/article_8_hiatus.htm. However, a Clone High DVD was announced in 2005 http://www.corusent.com/corporate/press_room/pressReleaseDetail.asp?id=785, with a release date set for September 20. Clone High was created and produced by Phil Lord and Chris Miller, who also wrote and did voices for the show. In the United States, the show was titled Clone High USA.

Memorable Quotes and Quotes About the Show

• "Rhythm is EVERYWHERE!" -- Gandhi
• "Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!" -- Gandhi
• "Line?!" -- Ghengis Khan
• "You guys do me a favor: have yourselves a great day." -- Glen the Janitor
• "I like my humping like I like my martinis; dry" -- Gandhi
• "Wesley." -- Mr. Butler-tron
• "Where are my bitches?" -- Mr. Butler-tron
• "Dinger!" -- Abe Lincoln
• "You guys, pick up your trash. You guys, Ponce died from trash, you guys, and now you guys are littering. This sucks, you guys! You guys suck." -- Joan of Arc
• "You've got crabs, assface!" -- Krabby Kakes
• "Try and catch me, Bitch!" -- Skunky-Poo
• "Tonight, on a very special Clone High" -- The Announcer at the beginning of every episode of Clone High
• "Remember the Memories"
• "Now, I may be blind but . . ." -- Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandfather.
• "For supper, I want a party platter." -- Gandhi
• "Forha suppah, I, er ah, want a pahtee plattah!" -- J.F.K.
• "Let's go for a swim in my pool. And by pool I mean hot tub. And by swimming, I mean SEX!" - J.F.K.
• "Bobby!" -- J.F.K.
• "I'm a Kennedy; I'm not accustomed to tragedy" -- J.F.K
• "Let's go to the Olive Garden. It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!" - Principal Scudworth
• "Stamos! Damn him and his jet-black hair and award-winning smile! Oh I'm a failure! A failure! I start to dial, but I never call anyone back! You should see my car it's a mess. I'm a mess. I go to the submarine sandwich restaurant and I leave my submarine sandwich restaurant value card at home, every time! All I want is a free sandwich. STAMOS!" -- Principal Scudworth
• "Why, I watched the first two-thirds of VH-1's M.C. Hammer: Behind the Music, and if there's one thing I learned about money, it's that it never runs out!" -- Principal Scudworth
• "Unacceptable?! Did you see the pool? They FLIPPED the bitch!" -- Principal Scudworth
• "You can't go around The Simpsons; you have to go through them." -- Phil Lord, co-creator of Clone High
• "Dammit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in, like, FOREVAH!" -- Cinnamon J. Scudworth
• "When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make SUPAH LEMONS!!" -- Cinnamon J. Scudworth
• "Free bacon for Scudworths? Why, I'm a Scudworth!" -- Cinnamon J. Scudworth
• "High five, racial pride!" -- Ghandi
• "You'd better warm up to these warm ups 'cause I'll gonna be wearing them all the time." -- Ghandi
• "And do you know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on. But there's a metaphorical nail that hurts the second most, and it's from you backstabbing me. So maybe instead of the nail metaphor, I should have used a stabbing metaphor, but it's too late for that now, isn't it?" -- Abe Lincoln
• "Jo-Cl" -- Abe Lincoln