Chris Griffin

Christopher Cross Griffin, known almost exclusively as Chris, is the fictional son of Peter and Lois Griffin in the popular television cartoon series Family Guy. He is voiced by actor Seth Green. He lacks intelligence and common sense (possibly inherited from his father) but is shown to have enormous hidden gifts, particularly as an artist, and occasionally makes a single very insightful comment from out of nowhere, as in the episode "Fifteen Minutes of Shame". He is often tormented by the evil monkey in his room.

Quotes

• Chris: Hey Meg, I'm thinking of a word right now, but it's not "kitty".
  Meg: Is it "kitty?"
  Chris: GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT!
• (in reference to a children's arcade and pizza parlor) They have this game where you put in a dollar and you win four quarters. I win every time!
• Peter: Whoever invents the best toy this winter gets a big raise!
  Chris: Hey dad, why don't you invent the frisbee? That's an awesome toy!
  Meg: That's already been invented, doofus.
  Chris: Then how come I never heard of it?
• Mom, I'm afraid if I fall sleep the hurricane's gonna sneak up and give me a vasectomy!
• Lois: Where have you been?
  Chris: (After falling out of the a-ha spoof video to the "normal" Family Guy world) I DON'T KNOW!