Blue Collar TV

Redneck Words

Artichoke-"I artichoke the feller who told me to order this"

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Translation: ought to choke.

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Masterpieces-"I bent down to pet that dog and he bit masterpieces"

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Translation: My ass to pieces.

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Witchadidja-"You didn't bring your wallet/truck witchadidja"

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Translation: with ya/you did ya/you.

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Hammer- Can you make me a sandwich? Hammer turkey?

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Translation: ham 'er/or.

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Fascinate-"I need to go on a diet,I got ten button on this shirt and I can only fascinate."

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Translation: fasten eight.

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Ascot-'...and then her ascot so big..."

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Translation:ass got.

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Initiate-'My wife ate two hamburgers, initiate a bag of potato chips."

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Translation: And then she ate.

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