Bart Simpson

Bartholomew Jo-Jo "Bart" Simpson (voiced by Nancy Cartwright) is a fictional character featured in the animated television series The Simpsons. He is the 10-year-old son of Homer and Marge Simpson and older brother of Lisa and Maggie.

Quotes by Bart

• "Aye carumba!"
• "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!" – Butterfinger commercials.
• "Don't have a cow, man."
• "I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, you can't prove anything!"
• "Eat my shorts!"
• "I'm Bart Simpson—who the hell are you?"
• "Do the Bartman."
• "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
• "Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
• "I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!"
• "Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine with all the chicks?"
• "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson."
• "Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy."
• "You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do: smoke a cigarette, use a fake ID, shave a swear word in my hair."
• "I think its ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas."
• "Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa?"
• "I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"
• "What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"
• "If I was Fat Tony, and God-willing, some day I will be...."