Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay (born September 29, 1957) is an American comedian and actor.

CNN interview transcript: "Stand-up Guy"

Host: Let's talk a little bit about where your career has been --

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Clay: (laughing in disbelief) I can't believe it, you know what I mean?

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Host: You, of course, were a headline guy, and then --

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Clay: I'm still a headline guy, you know what I mean?

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Host: For a while you popped out, and now you're coming back --

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Clay: I'm coming back... (motioning a cycle with his hands) it's what I do...

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Host: For a while you were actually... you were running a gym? Tell us about that.

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Clay: (irritated) Running a gym?

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Host: Weren't you running a gym at some point?

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Clay: You're supposed to be a news guy, where are you getting your fucking information?

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Host: That's our research...

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Clay: This is ridiculous. I come on CNN, and the guy don't even know what he's talking about. Go 'head.

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Host: At no point were you running a gym?

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Clay: No, no... running a gym? What do you need a workout or something?

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Host: Do you need to take a time out?

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Clay: Jesus fucking Christ... with these guys. I come on the news for two seconds... an-and you want to

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say... every time I do an interview a guy wants to open his fucking mouth. Can't even do a little fucking

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routine here.

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Host: Alright Andrew, thank you very much, we thought that you could hold back.

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Clay: (removing microphone) You know? Go fuck yourself. You know what? Fuck the whole fucking network. (leaves)

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Host: (to camera) Alright. We'll go back to talking about Art Carney.

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Clay: (off camera) Fucking jerk-off. Fucking asshole guy.

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Host: And we'll be back in just a moment to fill you in on the Art Carney situation.

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